I am moving. Where, you ask? I will give you a couple hints. It rhymes with ‘man can disco’, and the city is know for the Golden Gate Bridge and quick afternoon showers.

Yes! You got it! San Francisco!!

I will be moving sometime in January, and I am rather looking forward to being in the land of Golden showers. Wait. Uh, that is something dirty isn’t it? Ignore that. If anyone knows of a nice apartment in Upper Market, Hayes, Castro or Lower Haight area, hook me up. I would consider Twin Peaks, but the view better be amazing. Doesn’t even have to be vacant. Just get the current tenants evicted and talk me up.